Please pick only one post type!!

infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

sexaholicrus:

here he is

wolfknuckles:

Do u ever have to remind yourself that “headcanons” you think up for your own OCs are actually canon

doritofu:

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The proper way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

because it’s the proper way to eat ramen

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

reiburger:

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nicky’s my fav

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