Please pick only one post type!!

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

crrocs:

so i tried to make this deep and meaningful and added a water gif

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

godtier-dirk-a-dirk:

Jade Sprite doodle

instagrandrna:

" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "

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thetremblingofmyhand:

Hey, let’s read some fanfics

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lET’S NO T READ SOE M FANIF CS

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

track name: Fluorescent Adolescent
artist: Arctic Monkeys
album: Favourite Worst Nightmare
play count: 40465

flicking through a little book of sex tips, remember when the boys were all electric?

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*

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